Banned for numbering planets rather than naming them.

Banned because I do eat those peppers, chopped up into tiny bits and put into hot sauces and salsas.

Banned because the name is the number.

Banned for naming numbers after the names of planets, and not in any logical or intuitive ascending or descending order: distance from the Sun or Earth; mass, density, or diameter; number of moons; etc; but simply just picked at random out of a hat. Now I have to tell everyone I'm saturn mercurys and venus earths years old. Thanks.

Banned for knowing what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.

Banned because Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids; in fact, it's cold as Hell.

Banned for implying hell froze over. If that were the case I'd be a billionaire.

Banned for investing in afterlife ice ages.

Banned because it's not even a real country. A farce, that's what it is. A FARCE!

Banned for trying to sell me a luxurious shoreline getaway in the country of Doggerland (and succeeding).

Banned for not even being a real user! You're morolf's alt account! Do you think we can't SEE THAT?

Banned for not seeing (or hearing) the Sweet Home Alabama riff in the song Four Horsemen.

^^ Banned for cyberstalking.

° Banned for posting too fast.

Banned for not being quick on the draw.

^ banned, because Robert's got a quick hand

Banned because Luke has a cool hand.