Posted July 06, 2025
Banned for keeping perfect time.
J Lo
JVC Videosphere
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted July 06, 2025
^ banned for not housing time perfectly with its companion, space and feeding the pair eternally
71Planes19
New User
Registered: Jun 2025
From United States
Posted July 06, 2025
^ Banned for bragging about your fancy schmancy watches
(why oh why can't they be mineeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
(why oh why can't they be mineeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
Post edited July 06, 2025 by 71Planes19
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted July 06, 2025
Banned for coveting obsolete theft magnets.
gixgox
Back to life again.
Registered: Dec 2008
From Germany
Posted July 06, 2025
Banned for trying to become a babe magnet.
Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted July 06, 2025
^ banned for knowing that Michael will never become a "babe magnet"
InSaintMonoxide
美猴王
Registered: Mar 2015
From Bosnia and Herzegovina
Posted July 06, 2025
Banned because this Schnapps you gave me tastes like peppermint instead of mandarin orange.
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted July 06, 2025
Banned for not noticing the poison I added until it was too late.
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted July 06, 2025
Banned for shaming InSaint for being imperceptive.
J Lo: Banned because I discovered the reality of Rolex watches. You drop thousands for one and you still need to wind them periodically. There's a type of luxury watch called "automatic". It re-winds the watch with your wrist movements. But if it is on the shelf for too long you need to wind it again. My $30 digital quartz watch keeps better time than a Rolex.
The digital quartz watch I have gains or loses about 15 - 20 seconds per month. With a Rolex it's ± 60 seconds per month.
It's just there to show off, but it even fails at that. Most watch collectors won't be impressed by a Rolex. It's a garbage time piece. Banned because you expect the watch to be automatic, but if you want the hands to go around then of course you have to keep winding them at the appropriate speed, at ALL times!
The digital quartz watch I have gains or loses about 15 - 20 seconds per month. With a Rolex it's ± 60 seconds per month.
It's just there to show off, but it even fails at that. Most watch collectors won't be impressed by a Rolex. It's a garbage time piece.
J Lo
JVC Videosphere
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted July 06, 2025
Banned for failing a perception check after meet Lando at Cloud City.
Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted July 07, 2025
^ banned because, "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."
ST0N3L3SS
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Registered: Jun 2013
From United Kingdom
Posted July 07, 2025
Banned for crying in the rain instead of dancing.
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted July 07, 2025
Banned for being recruited to investigate a giant iguanasaur because you electrocute worms.
J Lo
JVC Videosphere
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted July 07, 2025
Banned for being recruited by NASA to drill into an asteroid and blow it up.
71Planes19
New User
Registered: Jun 2025
From United States
Posted July 08, 2025
Banned because 'mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur'