^ Banned for placing the knife that caused the strife with that wife in Second Life.

Banned for using the knife that made his life rife with strife with the wife.

Banned for life, because life schmife.

Banned because HMA just pawn in game of life.

Banned for missing a few small but crucial words in that sentence.

EDIT: And also banned for confusing life with chess.

Banned for not even knowing the rules of chess. You can't just switch your king with your rook. That's cheating!

^ banned for allowing your pawn to be captured, "en passant"

Banned for being a pissant.

Banned because in some circumstances, you can.

EDIT: QUOTING FOR EFFECT
^ You should be banned, you insufferable, ignoble, bourgeoisie buffoon, for not referring to this limited opportunity as, "castling."

Banned for scolding HMA's ignorance on terminology rather than his inability to understand my humor. I would say he fails to see the forest from the trees, but HMA will probably try to clarify what a forest consists of if i do that.

^ banned, because we all know that he would come back with a "wood" pun or similar jape

You're all banned for heading them off at the pass, that's so cliche!

^ banned for not checking before mating

Banned because it is too damn hot to sleep.

^ Banned beacuse this person hasn't slept yet and listening Slamming Brutal Death Metal loudly.
I listening metal music beyond 15 year,so ,the earth mother should will ban me?I am Evil,i want to eat your body.lol