Banned for being so addicted to math that you can't live without it.

^ banned, because, you are so wasted you don't know who you're "mething" with anymore

Banned for making such a meth, you methy guy.

Banned because nobody could live without math, and the universe couldn't exist without it.

Banned for proving my point.

Banned for being a bragger. I think 20 push ups are just a few too much for you. You can't do them.

Banned for gaslighting LegoDnD.

Banned for gaslighting me into thinking words need hy-phens.
Banned for delivering drugs to Hammurabi in methopotamia.

^ banned because some fish need high fins to out-maneuver predators

Banned for getting underage dolphins addicted to pufferfish.

^ Banned for spiking the drink

Banned for drinking Spike's sapphire-sprinkles milkshake.

Banned for shaking Hans with Gruber.

Tomorrow, same Ban-time! Same Ban-channel!

Banned for not banning at a different time on a different channel, just to keep things interesting.

^ Banned for playing re-runs and tricking us into watching old bans again, thinking that they are actually new ones. I want to see some fresh bans! 'Here's one that I banned earlier'.