Posted June 11, 2025

HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other

J Lo
RIP Ozzy Osbourne
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted June 11, 2025
Banned because the wall isn't an issue because I remembered to pack a sledge hammer.

InSaintMonoxide
美猴王
Registered: Mar 2015
From Bosnia and Herzegovina
Posted June 11, 2025
Banned for wasting your time simping for Xenia Onatopp when you could instead put that sledge hammer to good use!

ST0N3L3SS
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Registered: Jun 2013
From United Kingdom
Posted June 11, 2025
Banned for preventing Silksong to be featured in all of the recent gaming events.

J Lo
RIP Ozzy Osbourne
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted June 12, 2025
Banned because I got a silk dress for the Bond girl I'm currently simping for.

Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted June 12, 2025
^ banned for not reporting as to whether or not you and the girl have "bonded"

AS882010M0
New User
Registered: Apr 2019
From United States
Posted June 12, 2025
^ Banned for not reading Volition Comic Books.

InSaintMonoxide
美猴王
Registered: Mar 2015
From Bosnia and Herzegovina
Posted June 12, 2025
Banned for not reading "Weird Tales" pulp magazines.

HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted June 12, 2025
Banned for having a weird tail; you should get it surgically removed.

Mortius1
Hobbes is no traitor
Registered: Dec 2013
From Australia
Posted June 12, 2025
banned for not having a wired tail. Cordless tails need to be recharged frequently, especially when they have RGB lighting.
Post edited June 12, 2025 by Mortius1

J Lo
RIP Ozzy Osbourne
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted June 12, 2025
Banned because I want to see a tale where chickens and penguins get into military aircraft and fight each other.

SultanOfSuave
A user
Registered: May 2014
From United Kingdom
Posted June 12, 2025
^ Banned for not sending your request to WVW animations, as your lifelong dream could have already been a reality by now.

J Lo
RIP Ozzy Osbourne
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted June 12, 2025
Banned for being a reanimator while necromancy is outlawed.

Hooyaah
Remove your spurs first before kneeling to pray.
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted June 12, 2025
^ banned for (too often) confusing necromancy with magic, sorcery, and veritable thaumaturgy

Nevermourning
New User
Registered: May 2025
From Ireland
Posted June 13, 2025
Banned for not helping me necromantize my desire to get off my posterior more often.