^ banned because the plate in your skull, which had been keeping your brains inside, has apparently slipped out of place

^ Banned for consuming his brains straight from the plate using his hands like a barbarian. Civilised cannibals prefer to consume their brains with fine spices from an earthenware bowl using cutlery.

Banned for not including fava beans and Chianti.

Banned because how can it be a fast if it's so slow?

Banned because you can make anything faster by adding speed holes to it.

Banned because speed holes slow it down. For example, if someone's running, and you shoot him through the heart, he'll slow down and probably stop pretty soon.

^ Banned for adding speed humps to everything in order to make things go faster.

^ Banned for calling bumps as humps.

Banned for bragging about your "lovely lady-lumps".

Banned for crossing the desert with a camel instead of a horse.

Banned because if someone tried putting holes in me I'd speed up pretty quick.

Banned for thinking you can outrun my gun or my bullet.

Banned for being Mark Foster.

Banned for not naming the horse.

Banned for Fostering the people.
Banned because guns don't move very fast. Put it on your table and observe.

^ banned for not being able to outrun my pullet

^ Banned for slow walking through a hail of bullets & not getting hit by one, like an NPC.

Banned for constantly getting stuck on invisible walls, like an NPC